British?  I think not…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t this sound like America? 

Be very proud to be British because…

Only in Britain… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain… do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain… do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain… do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.

Only in Britain… do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain… do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to
talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain… are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink

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5 thoughts on “

  1. Bookaholic7 says:

    Yeah….. I think all those could easily be applied to the US…. so much for “only in Britain”

  2. I’ve seen that exact same thing with only in the US.  Maybe someone switched them around.

  3. tigercellist says:

    ditto on what jenny said

  4. Imtindomeiel says:

    I thought I had seen it to.  So much for Blogthings being original and/or accurate

  5. DiGiacoTaco says:


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